Welcome.
-Welcome. -It's been a while.
-It's a great place you have. -Say that after you've eaten.
Your companion has already arrived.
Thank you.
-Good evening. -Ah! I started without you.
Where's Haruko-san?
-She's not coming today. -What?! Why?
-I stopped her. -What? But why?
-Good evening. -Welcome.
-Hi -Hi...
-Ah, good evening. -Sorry for calling you out suddenly.
-It's okay. -What? What is this?
I thought that just the two of us would be lonely.
What was the important thing you wanted to discuss?
Please allow me to apologise to both of you on behalf of Haruko.
I'm most sorry today's not as you'd expected.
Well then, for now, let's have a drink.
It's no good! If we force it, it could be life threatening.
We won't get another chance. I'm going too!
At the New Year shrine visit this year,
I put my hands together and prayed to god
that I'd marry the next person I went out with.
Meeting you again after all this time,
the past 12 years haven't changed my feelings for you.
Will you please go out with me with a view to getting married.
Is this song playing a coincidence?
No, I asked our teacher earlier, to play it for me.
I calculated that it would play after you'd accepted my proposal.
Thank you.
But I'm sorry.
I don't think of you that way.
I see.
Just as Mitsue-san said,
as a marriage partner, I think he's ideal but,
I just can't bring myself to think that
I'll come to love him, if we go out together.
Clair de lune by Debussy.
Pardon.
All the goings on with Makoto Masaki-san
did make me feel the excitement of first falling for someone.
If it had been the old me, I think I would have fallen for him.
Bye.
But after I hung up, I suddenly thought,
is he really the one for me.
Meeting unexpectedly in that place.
Happy Birthday Haroe.
I'll marry the first person to pass under it.
Unbelievable coincidences occurring, one after the other.
His mobile number communicated through a baseball score board.
The more I thought of it, having him as a marriage partner
filled me with anxiety.
I thought, how will it turn out going out with him like this.
I found one downside after the other.
And so I let another chance to fall in love get away from me again.
Because of me, it's come to this...
It's not your fault, it's mine.
It's not Masaki's fault.
It's me that's become unable to
think in any other way.
She wanted to tell you herself that
she's no intention of getting involved with you but
I think that if she was face to face with you, she couldn't clearly say it.
So you were in love with Haruko too.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hide it!
-She behaved badly to you too Sadaoka-kun. -Why's that?
What she said to you was thoughtless.
Ah, don't worry about it.
I realize that I'm not the one.
And so I'm completely giving up.
That's for the best.
You're giving up?
I've always moved on pretty quick.
I gave up on baseball in highschool, and went with lacross in Uni.
You certainly look the type for lacross.
-I'm sometimes told cricket too. -I see.
So would you tell Haruko for me,
there's no need to feel uncomfortable the next time we meet.
I wonder if that's possible for her.
I don't intend to give up just yet.
I don't want to say anything bad so please give up.
Haruko's no longer capable of falling in love.
That's because she hasn't met the right person yet.
Many men have tried to no avail.
Isn't being afraid to make a mistake over thinking things.
Indeed. It's because women have limited time.
Well, I have limited time too.
Unlike men, after marriage comes child bearing doesn't it.
And so year after year, her requirements in a man are increasing,
If for example a man who's just right appears she'll immediately assess him and find downsides,
and before you know it, he'll be given a failing grade.
I won't get a failing grade.
I'll show you that I can pass.
I don't think it's possible.
Light of the moon, lend me your strength.
Hello?
It's Masaki. Sorry for calling you suddenly.
I'm sorry about today.
No! Please don't worry about that.
Mitsue-san told me everything. I totally understand how you feel.
But isn't it too early to come to any conclusions?
I'm sorry.
If you get to know the person I am,
I'm confident that you'll come to like me.
I'm sorry.
I can't change the way I feel any longer.
-Please wait! -I'm sorry.
Welcome home. You must be hungry.
What are you doing?
I'm making boiled tofu to warm you right to the center of your heart.
Or would you prefer a bath first. I've run one for you.
Why are you behaving like this suddenly. It's creepy.
You've worked so hard.
What?
The result is unfortunate but,
I think you've tried your best to save the world in 30 years from now.
For doing your best for the future of humanity, thank you very much.
Stop messing around.
I don't care about the saving the world.
I've seriously fallen for her.
I see. But she turned you down flat just now.
-It's not over yet. -No, it is over isn't it.
You call yourself a god but
you really don't get how people work, do you!
You can't just simply stop loving someone.
The feeling that you can't give up, even when you're rejected
that's what love is. Could you please study up on it a little more?
Thank you for those words of wisdom. Applause!
And when it comes to boiled tofu I like mine in a silk bag, not cotton.
Study harder!
But anyway, I'm reassured to hear you're not giving up.
As long as you feel that way no matter how much your hated
there's the possibility she'll come to love you.
Right.
Does she really hate me that much?
I thought she was responding to me quite well.
Okay. Question!
What food does your boss hate?
-Carrots. -Correct. And so,
get him to eat some. -What? How?
Don't you think that if you can get your boss to like
something he hates, then she can come to like you too?
Ah, so if I can get him
to eat carrots, she'll come to love me?
Do you really think it's as simple as that?
Well then, there's no point in doing it.
Given I'm taking the time to suggest this to you,
you must vaguely understand that there is a point.
Isn't it a bit mean of you to say that?
It's god's devilish proclamation. Yay!
Making Haruko your own this spring, with the carrot strategy.
Could you not talk to me in that way please.
Anyway, I got a bag for holding 2 blocks of tofu.
I don't want it.
-Here you go. -I don't want it.
I'm begging you please there's two blocks of tofu inside.
Excuse me.
-Good morning to you. -Good morning.
-Our drinks get-together the other day was fun! -Yes.
You could all hold your alcohol, I found myself drinking too much.
Has your boss said anything?
No, not really.
I see, well tell him thank you for me.
Good morning.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
How was yesterday?
Ah, Sadaoka-kun wanted me to pass on a message to you.
He said he wants you to treat him as a friend, just as always.
I'll try to.
But I don't know about your man of destiny though.
I've got the feeling that he's not completely given up yet.
He called me yesterday evening.
He really hadn't given up.
But it's fine, I turned him down flat.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
-Chief, good morning. -Good morning.
Hatozaki-san wanted me to give you her regards.
Really, Masaki-kun,
you're really conscientious about such things.
-Is that bad? -No, I think it's a good thing.
-Your sincerity is actually quite moving. -Thank you very much.
Erm Chief, would you care to have lunch with me today?
Um, sure, let's do it.
Please help yourself to the carrots.
Chief, I'd like to ask you a big favour.
Yes, what?
Won't you eat some of those carrots for me?
-Ah... -Those carrots...
It's impossible.
Yum! They're delicious.
Even people who hate carrots could eat these.
Ah, delicious.
If you thinking I'm tricking you then please just try a bite.
Do you think I'd eat one, just to see if you're tricking me?
I thought you'd help your employee. Please!
Erm... but it's impossible I tell you.
-Why is that? -Why you say...
Because I hate the things I hate.
So how can I get you to eat them for me?
I won't, no matter what.
Even if my employee asks me too.
There are some things that are simply unacceptable.
Let's eat the meat.
-Okay. -It'll get tough otherwise.
*Turn hate into love. Pass rate 98% 98%
Are you thinking of taking the test?
Ah hello.
Are you quitting the company...
-It's not been long but... -Ah, no no no.
I want to turn hate into love.
For us salesmen, no matter where we go we're hated at first.
From the viewpoint of the customer we're just an eyesore.
Indeed.
So, would you buy something from someone you hate?
No.
First off, it's wrong to think
someone who doesn't like you will suddenly buy from you.
On the first day, get them to remember your face.
Good day. Nice weather isn't it.
On day 2, get them to remember your voice,
and on the 3 day, they'll remember your name.
Sekihara-kun, where are you from?
As you can see, I'm from Tokyo.
Once you've come that far, finally, you'll have progressed from
someone hated to someone with possibility.
Until that point you don't show them our documentation?
Naturally.
Like a houseplant you're used to seeing you're no more than an existence.
But they'll wonder why you've come won't they.
-That's it. -What?
Wait patiently until they say those words.
-By the way. -Yes?
Why are you coming here every day?
Actually
I have something that I'd like you to try.
And that's the first time you mention our products.
Words from someone you hate or words from someone with possibility.
I don't need to explain whose words will reach them.
You're aware that the Chief hates carrots?
Carrots in a curry,
he won't put a single piece in his mouth he leaves them all.
Even so, he loves curry. He's a most troublesome man.
Sekihara-san, as a specialist salesman
how would you get him to like carrots?
Have you been listening at all to what I've said?
You can't just suddenly turn a dislike into a like.
Firstly you have to wait for there to be a possibility.
And then when they show their interest has been piqued,
then it's our turn.
Ah...
Welcome.
Carrot cookies.
Erm... Chief.
Do you like sweet things?
-I do... -Would you like these?
They're famed for their deliciousness.
Really, thank you.
Hello, sales department 3.
Ah, I'm afraid he's not at his seat right now.
What is this! You're passing each other conspiratorial looks.
Ah, shh, you're being noisy.
Welcome.
-They are over here. -Thank you very much.
-Good evening. -We seem to be bumping into each other a lot recently.
-Please go ahead. -No it's fine.
I'm always eating them so it's fine.
Well then, if you don't mind.
Do you like these too?
Ah, well I've not tried them yet.
They're excellent.
Chief, how were the cookies?
They were very tasty.
This is a chiffon cake from the same place.
-If you'd like it? -Don't you want to eat it yourself?
It's a cake that Hatozaki-san recommended.
-She did did she? -Yes.
If you'd like, have it as an afternoon snack.
Well then, if that's okay with you.
Hello, sales department 3.
Yokoyama is currently away from his seat.
Yes, I understand, thank you.
"What should I do boss?"
"Don't get in a flap!"
"I understand boss."
-Kazuo, go somewhere else. -Okay.
A sumo wrestler retirement ritual. Daikaniyama's having his topknot cutting ceremony next month.
Yes I know, I saw it on the news.
It must be hard being a sumo wrestler.
How so?
Whilst your a wrestler, you can't have your hair how you want.
I don't think you can call that a hard ask.
There are lots of other things that are tougher.
It might feel refreshing to have it cut
after having to grow it for so many years.
'Refreshing' is such a simple word,
some feelings aren't so easily sorted out. You've really no idea.
I might cut my hair too.
Didn't you just get it cut?
Just recently? It's been more than a month.
-Are you intending to retire? -What from?
I'm not really sure either...
-Your Dad's worried about you. -I'm not worried.
-What about? -I said I'm not worried.
You said the other day, 'I don't think I can get married'
I'm totally not worried at all.
I think Haruko should do as she pleases. Thanks for the food.
It's not that I don't want to get married.
It's just that it feels like it's impossible.
You never know what's around the corner do you.
Please don't get your hopes up.
Shall we go see a sumo match or something sometime.
-Sure, when? -Whenever suits you is fine.
We can't find your next favourite unless we go to a live match.
Sure, I'll think about it.
Ah yes, would you return this to Masaki-san for me?
Your company is next door to his isn't it?
Isn't it part of the 'water server' documentation.
That's what I though initially but,
normally the ones given to customers come in clear pockets.
And the company jackets are blue too.
That's right, it might be one of their bespoke pockets.
In that case, surely it would have a name or logo on it.
It wouldn't just be plain.
Well, no matter, could you just please return it for me.
It could be his personal belongings.
Erm...
What?!
I'm Yotsuya from Swallow Marketing next door.
-Is Masaki-san in? -He's out at the moment.
Well then, would you hand this to him for me.
Ms Kogetsu of our company recently
signed a contract with you and this was left behind.
Very well.
I'm most terribly sorry. We're very strict with
customer handling training but young people these days...
Sorry for the late introduction, my name is Sekihara.
Ah, I'm sorry I didn't bring any business cards with me.
Just accepting ours is more than enough.
Anyway, aren't we having lovely weather today.
-It is lovely weather. -Sorry for bothering you during work.
-Goodbye. -Goodbye.
-Please be careful where you step. -Don't get your fingers caught
when you close the door... Don't get bumped by
someone coming in from the other side...
Finally... a power spot has been born in our company.
For the time being, let's make this space off limits.
Midori-chan, what are you doing?
There is something wrong with the both of you.
-It's you there's something wrong with! -Why are you having a go at me!
You'd get angry at someone for despoiling a world heritage site, wouldn't you.
-Your... it's...! -Yes?!
He wasn't in, but I gave it to one of their staff.
Sorry about that. Thanks.
-The two of you are really amazing. -In what way?
Your seats both face the wall. Did you know, you're sitting back to back?
-No way?! -It's true.
You never thought he was sitting directly on the other side of the wall did you.
-Stop it, it feels creepy. -Ah, destiny is a scary thing.
Scary!
-I'm back. -Good work today.
That was brought over by
Yotsuya from next door. -Yotsuya-san did?
She said that when you set up
the contract with Kogetsu-san you left it there.
Ah, I see.
Yotsuya-san brought it on behalf of Kogetsu-san.
Please listen.
When Yotsuya-san came over Kazuo-san and Sekihara-san
made a right fuss. -How awful.
-But... -Yes?
Today I made another discovery that must be destiny.
Really, you found something else?
I got to see his medical notes and,
his lactic acid and hemoglobin levels
are exactly the same as mine! Isn't that amazing?
-Your amazing for finding those notes. -Pardon?
-Masaki-kun. -Yes!
Do you have a moment? Sure. Excuse me.
Could you put together a sales plan for our next event booth,
by the end of the week. -Understood.
Ah, the cake was delicious. Thank you.
No worries.
-By the way, Masaki-kun. -Yes?
Why have you been giving me sweet things recently?
Wait patiently until they say something.
And when those words showing interest come,
then it's our turn.
Chief, the truth is,
both the cake you ate today and the cookies the other day,
a large amount of carrot had been kneaded into the dough.
Really, is that true?! I didn't notice at all!
Do you have any time after work?
-I guess I do, but why? -There is something
I would very much like you to try and eat.
Good evening.
I asked Mitsue-san to give you a message, did she pass it on?
She did.
But aren't you really uncomfortable?
It's not my intention to be like that.
You're all tensed up.
That's just my genes, I get it from my dad.
-Are you free right now? -What?
I don't want you to get angry when you hear this but,
it's a mystery even to me as to
why I proposed to you.
We'd met for the first time in ages, and we were both free.
Our companies were coincidentally close by,
I felt like somehow it must mean something.
I can't easily put it into words but
I was like we were in a story where we got married.
I had this odd certainty that
"somehow we're going to be together.'
So when you turned me down more than the shock of that
I was shocked that the result wasn't what I'd thought.
I was certain there was meaning in us being reunited.
I wonder what that feeling really was.
This might make you angry but,
I felt the same way with the guy I was going out with before.
-From 2 years ago? -Yes.
I thought he was going to propose for sure,
but what he said was "The truth is I'm married."
Somehow it made me laugh.
I was about to say
'no no, you've got the lines wrong.'
That's what I thought about you.
Why is she suddenly saying that?
I'm sorry.
No I'm the one who should apologize. Having the music play at that odd timing.
That was against the rules! I couldn't help but laugh.
Certainly destiny deserted me at the decisive moment.
This is a carrot pancake.
Carrot and onion tempura. And carrot 'shiri shiri.'
It doesn't look like much, but the name is cute isn't it.
Thank you very much.
If you want anything else, just let me know.
But we're a bit busy today so it may take a little while.
-Shall we eat? -Masaki-kun.
Can I just say something.
If you're worried about something then I'll happily listen to you.
Pardon? Why is that?
Afterall, going to these lengths
to make your boss eat something he hates,
it's not normal is it. -Ah well, it's because,
I'm concerned about your nutritional balance.
Have you considered how it would feel
to receive sweet things from your male employee, day after day?
-It's really quite scary you know. Ah, no,
please don't misunderstand me.
All I want is for you to
conquer your dislike of carrots.
What you're doing is being a pushy salesman.
What?
It's the same thing as when a salesman forces a customer
into buying something they have absolutely no interest in.
It's important to get results,
but I think it's just as important to know when to give up.
I'm sorry.
So, just for example,
if I chase after a girl, who has absolutely no interest in me, telling her to like me,
that's the same as high pressure salesmanship?
I think so.
After all, their feelings for you are zero aren't they.
It doesn't matter how large a number you times it with
it's still zero.
For example, if the value of your love is,
a million or even a hundred million,
the result doesn't change.
Indeed.
I'm sorry. That just now was
was just me projecting my feelings about
being made to eat carrots. Please don't pay it any attention.
People and carrots are different.
ochadzuke : rice with tea poured on it. Welcome home Makoto. The ochadzuke is ready to eat.
Recently, for some reason, your being really kind.
That's because I know your hurting.
I'm sorry.
I didn't manage to get my boss to eat carrots.
What's this? Are you giving up?
Well, I think I have to accept what he said.
What I've been doing is high pressure love salesmanship.
Isn't that just fine.
And so I've decided to completely give up on her.
Hey, hey...
If you don't give up, something good might happen.
No, I've decided.
Okay then. Whose words are more important. Mine or your boss?
My boss. Obviously my boss.
Shocking Pink!
Erm, can I have some ochazuke?
Before you have some of god's specially made food give her a call.
Call her? Why?
To tell her that you're giving up.
No, no. She doesn't need to hear that.
For both your sakes, you need to put a clear end to things.
I'm definitely not doing it.
I understand. You've not really given up.
What? I have!
When tomorrow comes, you'll feign ignorance,
and go back to chasing after her.
What's why you won't call her right?
Okay I get it. I just need to call her right?
-No, it's fine. There's no need to push yourself. -I'm not pushing myself.
I'll tell her that I've completely given up.
-No, it's fine.... -It's fine...
-She's not picking up. -She doesn't want to pick up.
-What? -In other words,
she doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
Is that so, I get it.
I understand how you feel all too well.
Don't worry, she's not calling you back.
I know.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
-We really do keep bumping into each other. -We do indeed.
How was the cake? It was first class wasn't it.
Actually I bought it to give to
my boss. -What did he say?
-He said it was delicious. -Thank goodness.
Since my boss, who hates carrots,
said it was delicious, I think it must definitely be so.
He hates carrots? I didn't know that.
I've been trying all sorts to get him to overcome it
but I've not been successful. -It's too early to give up yet.
An acquaintance of mine is Japan's number 1 carrot farmer.
It's Furukawa farm in Chiba.
You should get him to eat those carrots.
Although I think it probably won't work...
I'll give them a call, you head over there straight away.
If you give them my name, they'll be happy to receive you.
Hatozaki? I don't know her.
What? Ah, erm...
She said she was contacting you to say I was coming.
Hatozaki?
I've been in the field so even if she called, I wouldn't have got it.
So why did you come here? Sales?
Ah, no.
The truth is, there's someone I know who hates carrots.
I heard that if he tasted Japan's number 1 carrots he could perhaps overcome his dislike.
It won't make a difference. If they don't like carrots, they don't like 'em.
Pardon?
I thought you'd say something like
'if they just taste our carrots, they'll be able to eat them...' or something.
You're saying it's not like that?
I'm saying it's impossible.
Excuse me but, you're Japan's number 1 carrot farmer, yes?
That just something other people have made a fuss about.
Even so, people value the work you're
doing don't they.
I'd imagined that you'd have a
strong pride in your work or something.
I took no pride in it, right from the start.
Afterall, I didn't start this work because I liked it.
Pardon?
Why didn't you pick up the phone?
Why? I just had a bad feeling about it.
If you don't give him what for he'll only call again you know.
But I really did tell him properly before.
Aren't you being overly self conscious. Do you really hate contact with him that much?
I'm not really being that self conscious.
-Then what about the pocket file. -If I were to deliberately return it to him
he might get the wrong idea,
that I want to see him? -That's being overly self-conscious.
Whether he gets the wrong idea or not,
you don't want to get shaken up so you're naturally keeping your distance.
-I know that... -Desparately keeping your distance,
making sure he can't get close to you.
It's because you're trying to hate him, which means you must like him a little.
-No no no, that's not the case. -Well then, give him a call right now,
and tell him not to come near you ever again.
-I can't do that right now. -Why not?
The curry's getting cold, and there are people waiting.
I found one thing he's got going for him that's better than Sadaoka.
He's slow to change his feelings. In other words, he doesn't know when to give up.
-You think that's a plus point? -Certainly with you, personality wise,
you have destiny in common. -What are you saying!
Umm, it's somewhat tasty. Somewhat.
What! What is that!
I wonder why I've not eaten carrots until now.
These are totally acceptable.
It's the reward that comes from putting in the effort to overcome one's dislikes.
You put effort in to it?
-No, not at all. -In comparison to before
carrots these days don't have the same bad smell.
Even people who like carrots,
aren't usually able to eat them like that.
You simply hated them, without having tried them.
That's all, I'm leaving.
Good work today.
I think what won him over, was his favourite thing.
-What? -Well those carrots,
they were entered into a competition as the Japanese representative.
Chief loves all the Japanese representative things.
-Well whatever. -Masaki-kun.
Yes? Have you done the plan I asked you for earlier?
I'm sorry, I'll have it done by today.
-Please don't forget it. -Yes, I'm very sorry.
Hello?
-Hello? -What are you doing for dinner tonight?
It's fine, I'll get something on my way home.
Okay then, take care on your way home.
Sure.
'African Symphony'
'African Symphony'?!
Hello?
Good evening.
You called me yesterday?
Yes I did.
-Sorry it was so late at night. -It's fine.
How can I help you?
Well, it's about...
There's something I wanted to say to you.
What is it?
Erm... when I called you the other day,
I said that if you just got to know me,
you'd come to like me...
That's...
I'm sorry, please allow me to take that back.
It's an outrageous way of thinking.
I'm really sorry.
It's fine.
Today I was talking with Japan's no.1 carrot farmer and I realised something.
He only became a carrot farmer, because he inherited it,
originally he didn't like it at all.
Isn't that surprising?
Even though he didn't like it, he went on to grow the best carrots in Japan.
But this is what he said to me.
'I didn't like growing carrots, but
I didn't dislike it either.'
'If I'd disliked it, I don't think I could have continued.
and recently I've come to like it.'
He was smiling.
Hearing that made me think.
It's fine if in the beginning you don't love me.
What?
If you can't come to love me, and for that reason
you're keeping your distance from me.
Then shall we start from placing something
you don't hate, close by.
If you say that you don't hate me then
from now and and for always
I can love you.
So therefore, let me ask you just one thing.
Do you...
hate me?
Or...
Do you not hate me?
I do...
not hate you.
Really?!
Do you really not hate me?
No I don't particularly hate you.
Thank you very much.
It makes me so happy to hear those words.
Erm... erm! I haven't said I like you or anything.
Of course, of course. I haven't misunderstood you at all.
If you take 'hate' as zero,
that means 'not hate' isn't zero.
It's really important to me as to whether it's zero or not.
Is that right...
That restaurant we were supposed to go to the other day,
if you don't hate the idea then maybe we could go together next time.
If you hate the idea, I won't push it.
I don't particularly hate it.
Really?
Thank you very much!
Those two are in separate companies aren't they.
Doesn't it look like there's no wall between them?
There isn't one.
What's there is destiny.
Cold! Don't say that, you'll be even more popular.
Is that true? Please tell me more.
-I'm heading home. -Good work today.
Haruko-san?!
Good evening.
I'm sorry.
These are the carrots I was talking about earlier.
I know I dropped them but,
if you'd like, please take some.
-No, I'm fine thank you. -I can't eat them all by myself so,
please.
-Okay then, just the one. -Okay.
Ah, take 3, one each for your parents.
Very well then.
Okay.
A nice shiny one, with not too many bumps.
So it looks yummy.
Erm, have you already had dinner?
No, not yet.
I was going to take these to my friends restaurant
if you don't hate the idea, would you come with me?
Thank you very much.
But let's do it another time.
I see, I understand.
Thank you for the carrots.
No problem.
Well then, take care.
-Tada -What is this?
Your strategy went well didn't it. This tofubag, is an extra perk.
Don't say totebag like that.
Furthermore, it's reversible with both silk and cotton.
It doesn't make me happy at all.
-It went just as I said didn't it. -What did?
I told you you should call her.
If I'd talked to her then, it would all be over wouldn't it.
Her not answering was all according to plan.
No, didn't you say that
she wouldn't call back. -Yesterday.
It was according to plan that she'd call back today.
What was 'according to plan!'
You could please stop talking such rubbish!
No but truly you are amazing Makoto.
-I'm quite moved! -In what way?
Normally a man who's nearly 30
wouldn't get so excited about being told he's not hated.
You're totally taking the piss out of me?!
And not only that, she turned your invite to dinner down.
Afterwards, she turned around and waved at me.
It's because such a small reward makes you so happy,
you've got good mileage, you're energy efficient!
The women of the world are happy!
Ow!
Hey now, what if you got hurt!
Coming up is your vitally important first date!
I don't believe a word you say.
You're both going to a hotel.
Nope, you're definitely lying.
-Your shoulders are touching. -What?
Your first joint work project.
Would you quit saying such ridiculous things.
-It's not what you're imagining. -I'm not imagining anything.
-A sharp edge will cut away feelings of reluctance. -What?!
-She'll cry. -What?
-Don't forget a handkerchief. -What?